Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007 Karangan budak darjah 4

It have been years since i open my hotmail. hotmail has been seeping all the way and i'm using the other active one.. then i found out i have so many funny stuff inside. those email ppl sent to me... just share to you guys.. have fun
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Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007
Karangan budak darjah 4

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

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ita a bit too small.. may be you save the picture and re-see again.. ^^

HAPPY early valentines.. ^^

(Credit goes back to rightful owner) clap clap.. very good funny video ^^

Happy valentine to everyone.. its about time to buy your love ones a present or else "its too late to go and buy" GOGOGO!!!

Just an idea of what to buy for your love ones.. Instead of just a standard candle dinner, flower, chocs, teddy bear, why dont buy some animals? small cute pet? ^^ hamster... or cactus? ^^ or other kind of flower which will grow as your relationship grows... besides rose... (rose dies within 1 week)

No offence for traditional valentines day idea ^^ just an idea ^^ hehe...

Gong Xi GOng Xi

For those who's still in CNY mood.. is this what happen to you? Enjoy...

STREAM online ^^

Hey hi everyone again..

Bored of listening to the same music back to back? Why dont try stream online? Try find for flyfm online radio staion, or mix fm. They really provide all the newest song for you guys.

Thats what i do every morning.. When i wake up open the computer and open flyfm radio station on the internet.. and be happy about it ^^ morning with some music accompanying you.. Start of with a happy mood and then the rest of the day will be allright^^ trust me... ^^

Well try also log on to www.klove.com for positive and encouraging radio station.. its a good radio station for me.. songs is good..


promoting fly fm... at http://radiotime.com/WebTuner.aspx?StationId=81414& and www.klove.com listen online and you can hear all about it ^^

2009 Resolution

Now its already 4th february. 11 more months till 2009 ends.. how fast time flies.. sigh.

Okie.. one of my resolution for this year is to grow big and muscular. I am skinny as you all know due to the food taken here is bad and lack of exercise. Well how do i achieve this aim? asnwer is EXERCISE!!!

well my bro wrote me a prescription for body building. Here it is. (Dont think you understand this... only i understand cause its my own family language)

Exervise to be exercised.

- Push up (WIDE/ MINI TRIANGLE)
- Chest inverted push up
- Forearm

- Shoulder lift up
- triceps curl
- Cross
- Backrow
- Triceps over head

- Sit up
- 4 side tahan core
- Steps
- Squats
- Side leg up


Well due to insufficient equiment i havent start the full routine exercise. Just to tell you guys the price. Full set of adjustable steel dumbbell cost you around RM170 (carefour price) damn thats really expensive for crappy steel with bolt and nuts.. zzz. and the gloves for dumbbell will cost you around RM50. adui.. may be you guys seen any cheaper one? any idea guys?

what i did today for starting is stairs. i climb up the stairs just now. and it is really a good exercise. For your information i'm staying in a 20 floor apartment and i'm staying in 20th floor.. hahaha.. and i counted the steps. One floor is about 23 steps and lets calculate. 20 X 23 steps = 460 steps. Wohoo...

Besides exercise, any idea how to gain weight and become big and strong?

GooD Morning

Good morning everybody. Welcome back. Today is monday our last holiday before the class start again. Nasib now still got activity go friends house get ang pao.. hehe.. very happy.. going milel and chie's house for CNY.. wohoo.. it will be definitely fun.. gambling start again over there.. wish me luck.. will be posting some of the happy moment in CNY soon again..

well. now go for breakfast. Dim Sum breakfast in setapak. Those havent been there.. its good to try.. its behind KFC.. when you reach kfc go to the lot behind you'll see it.. well then signing off and bye bye

Its time for more rubbish...

come on more more more rubbish hahaha

Okie...

Okie.. i'm starting to get familiarize with this blogging thiny.. i found thats a lot real interesting thing to play with here... the songs, the application, pictures, i'll post up ad write up something usefull next time.. but now, i'm just spamming only.. sit back and relax, HEAR ALL THOSE SONGS here.. LINKIN PARK fans out there.. check it out.. lol haha..

Starting a new blog

Starting this new blog is kinda new to me.. dunno what to write.. but just to spam as much stuff inside here.. there's a few idea what to write inside a blog... write all your feelings here, what have you did for the past 24 hours... etc etc.. what you want to tell everyone.. nah.. it seems kinda bored... i'm bored too.. i wonder anyone bored enough to see all this boring stuff.. its just like i'm talking to myself to test out how many words can i write with no topic just just rubbish and boredom... hahaha...


HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!